3 SHORT FUNNY HEALTH POEMS YOU WILL LOVE!

grining boy poems
Laughter is the best medicine!

WHAT CAN I EAT?

I don’t want Swine flu
So no more pork for me
I don’t want Bird flu
So no chicken fricassee

I don’t want mad cow disease
So no more Beef for me
I don’t want Salmonella
So no dippy eggs for tea

With mercury in the water
I will no longer eat fish
There is pollution in the air
So I’ll eat no bird related dish

I cannot eat any type of fruit
Because of insecticides
And all vegetables are out
Because of the herbicides

So I am at a loss now
To know what I can eat
There is of course chocolate
But then what would be my treat?

Copyright © Peculiar Poetry 2002-2014

[Read: DO YOU KNOW THE HEALTHIEST MEAT TO EAT? ]

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IT’S THE WRONG WAY ROUND

Plastic surgeons think themselves Gods
As they try to turn back the clock
I think plastic surgery is nonsense
Trying to hold back the ravages of time
By nipping and tucking
And implanting and enhancing
It is an exercise in futility
People who have face lifts
Don’t look younger
Just permanently surprised
The medical profession
By trying to preserve aging flesh
Is approaching the problem
From the wrong direction
Would it not be better?
To transplant the brain
Of a mature man or woman
Into the body of a vacuous teenager
Then you could have fabulous sex
Followed by great conversation

Copyright © Peculiar Poetry 2002-2014

[Read: NEGATIVE HEALTH EFFECTS OF SKIN BLEACHING! ]

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KEEP FAT

I’ve just seen myself in the mirror
And it’s clear I need to get thinner

But if I join a gym they tell me
I will feel the benefits immediately

Their fitness plan like as not
Will take me from shot to hot

From porker to corker
From chunk to hunk
From duff to buff

But in order for me to see my toes
I just need to pay them through the nose

So rather than try to get thinner
I will just stop looking in the mirror

Copyright © Peculiar Poetry 2002-2014

[Read: HOW TO LOSE WEIGHT IN 3 SIMPLE HEALTHY WAYS! ]

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